inamerrata

Perhaps the most beautiful facet of capitalism is the way even its nominal opponents are forced into enhancing its effectiveness. Following in the footsteps of Mike Moore’s schlocumentary producing corporate empire, it’s my pleasure to introduce the first issue of Blender’s Consumer Reports: Centrecom sucks. (And don’t forget to read issue two, Centrecom sucks: I really mean it and watch out for the forthcoming followups, with the working titles: You know what sucks? Centrecom, and Nothing sucks like an Electrolux? What about Centrecom?)